I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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