dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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