Your face is a jimmy john
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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