That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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