something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I want a musical about memes.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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