My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
