Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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