The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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