Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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