you guys were way drunker than both of me
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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