Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i love accidental penises.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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