I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize