I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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