my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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