someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
