she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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