Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
