Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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