Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
