I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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