apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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