question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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