my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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