Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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