you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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