he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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