Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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