Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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