what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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