We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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