i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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