google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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