it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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