so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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