That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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