your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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