On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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