Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just took my morning after pill in the library
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
