we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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