found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
