they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You need Xanax blowdarts
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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