Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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