i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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