found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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