i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Fuck me I smell like cheese
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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