It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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