Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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