fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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