We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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