I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I am mentally ready for anal.
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