I can't watch pbs sober anymore
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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