He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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