Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This is my gift to your gina
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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