Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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