We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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