who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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